The Fake Work From Home Edit

You’ve submitted the form, changed your Slack status, and even colour-coded your Google Calendar to look convincingly chaotic. But let’s be honest - you’re not working from home, you’re working from anywhere but. From pool loungers in Paros to “co-working” cafés with suspiciously good natural light, fake WFH has evolved into a full-blown lifestyle, and the wardrobe has adapted accordingly.

This isn’t about corporate athleisure or “desk to dinner” flexibility, it’s about strategic dressing for beachside brainstorms, faux client calls on mute, and sending PDFs you haven’t read while sipping something with a sprig of mint in it. It’s fashion with the illusion of function - kaftans that whisper productivity, swimsuits that pass for bodysuits, and jewellery bold enough to distract from your actual screen.

The items ahead are for the girl who files a leave request after she’s already landed. The one whose Gmail auto-responder is active, but somehow still replies faster than her boss. Think of this as your curated toolkit for performance - not in the boardroom, but in the group chat. Because if you’re going to fake work from home, you might as well look hot doing it.